KAREN // CACHING FLIGHT FRAMES

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KAREN // ONLINE

Your friendly
neighborhood
Spider-Man.

Mk III Stark-Suit. 576 web-shooter combinations primed, Spider-Sense calibrated. Scroll to run a full system diagnostic — KAREN is holding on the line.

ProtocolMk III
Telemetry LinkLive
Web Fluid0%
Sequence001 / 576

KAREN // DIAGNOSTIC

"With great power comes great responsibility."

— Uncle Ben, Spider-Man (2002)

"I'm something of a scientist myself."

— Peter Parker, Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017)

"If you're nothing without the suit, then you shouldn't have it."

— Tony Stark, Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017)

SUIT UP PROTOCOL // BOOTING

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ENHANCED COMBAT MODE

Instant Kill
disabled.

Reconnaissance scan active. 576 web configurations indexed — taser web, ricochet web, rapid-fire, splitter. KAREN is reading your vitals and the building's blueprints at once.

  • Spider-Sense
  • Web-Wings
  • Reactive Lenses
  • Tracking Beacon

WEB LOG // ARCHIVE

SEQ 001 / 576 · KAREN // PLAYBACK

  1. 01
    First Swing

    "Look at me go! Look at me — whoa, whoa, taxi!"

    Spider-Man: Homecoming · 2017
  2. 02
    Resolve

    "When you can do the things that I can, but you don't, and then the bad things happen — they happen because of you."

    Spider-Man: Homecoming · 2017
  3. 03
    Aftermath

    "Mr. Stark… I don't feel so good."

    Avengers: Infinity War · 2018

KAREN // SYSTEMS NOMINAL

SUIT SPECIFICATIONS

0 Suit Integrity Nanofiber weave, self-healing
0 Web Tensile Dissolves in ~2 hours
0 Spider-Sense Pre-cognitive threat ping
0 Web Configs KAREN-indexed combinations

Whatever it takes.
Go get 'em, tiger.